Teen Facts

#01

When your parents say
"Wake up your late to school",
you say; 5 more minutes!
But you know is just a lie.

#02

When I don't have service
on my phone, I go all
Lion King on it! Comment
if you do that.

#03

Boy: She's hot
Girl: She;s a bitch

Girl: He's hot
Boy: He's gay

#04

That moment when you
say hi to someone, but 
they don't seem to hear 
you, so they just ignore
you.

#05

When your happy, you
enjoy the music. But
when your sad you
understand the lyrics.

#06

Parents call it
"TALKING BACK"
We call it
"EXPLAINING"

#07

Call me
unfashioned, but I
actually take relationships
seriously.

#08

Technically, I'm single.
But my heart is taken
by someone I can't
call my own.

#09

Say it to my face.
Not through your
status.

#10

I love eating so much.
But, I hate getting fat.

#11

"Nothing sucks
more than that
moment during an
argument when you 
realize your wrong".

#12
Real friends can
remember your
brithday without
using FACEBOOK

#13

Boy: I had a dream about you :)
Girl: awwwww!
Boy: you died.

#14

Roses are red
Violets are blue.
He's for me,
Not for you.
If by chance,
You take my place.
I'll take my fist,
and smash your face.

#15

Cute guys make you crazy,
hot guys make you drool,
cool guys make you daydream.
But funny guys make you fall
in love without ever knowing it.

#16

Childhood is being drunk
Everyone remembers what
you did, except you.

#17

Hey GOOGLE,
why don't you sit
next to me during
my all final exams?

#18

I hate hearing the sound of
my own voice on a video.

#19

When my crush does
something incredibly
stupid, it still looks
so cute to me.

#20

That walk of shame when you
have to put back something in 
a store after your mom says, "NO".

#21

Girls on Periods- I'm fine. 
I hate you. I love you. I want
ice cream. Come here. Get
away. You're cute. F*ck off.
F*ck that. F*ck this.

#22

I don't understand those couples
that fight and a minute later
change their status to "SINGLE".

I fight with my parents
but you don't see me 
change my status to "ORPHAN".

#23

The best feeling in the
world when the person
you like, likes you back <3

#24

I love knowing something
that I'm not supposed to know.
XD

#25

If FACEBOOK would
pay me for the time
I spend for the time
I spend on it I would
be a BILLIONAIRE.

#26

Never give up
someone you can't
go a day without
think about <3

#27

Tipical on scary movies:
-Hello, is someone there...?
Yeah, like he's gonna answer:
-Yes, I'm in the kitchen......
do you want a sandwich?
XD

#28

-Hey did you notice?
-What?
-We're wearing the same clothes!!
-Morron! We're at school -_- XD